Last batch of stories by Breyzy, kuro_pantsu, Yin, lady_nova, and mako_lies. Note: one story had two male characters. I figured that was fine; I just changed the pronouns to match.
She thought: "If I don't get back home soon, Cloud is going to be in a slump!"
He thought: Where am I?
She said: DON'T STEP ON MEEEEEE
He said: "...Seriously."
She: Wrote horribly lurid gay romance novels about [Bartz] out of spite.
He: Decided it was best to stay as White Mage after all to cast Cure.
A rather amusing chase scene ensued
Curing might help with Black Magic spells, but how is he going to recover his reputation? You shouldn't have stepped on Shantotto, Bartz.
Sephiroth thought: Something is wrong here
Ingus thought: And, as ever, I am left to do the dirty work.
Sephiroth said: "Enough of this constant dilly-dallying! It is time for us to see if this was worth all of the waiting!"
Ingus said: HOLY HEDGEHOG PIES, CHANGE YOUR HAIRSTYLE AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME! ONLY MORE BUTCH!
Sephiroth: Dolphin Kicked the nearest enemy.
Ingus: Attempted to steal [his] gil anyway
The end credits rolled, followed by: To Be Continued, and then some ominous music played.
Sephiroth is clearly channeling Tifa. Something is wrong here, indeed.
She thought: Oh, god. I wish he had bathed, first.
He thought: "...My game is taking forever."
She said: My mother doesn't approve of me talking to young men with big swords but I showed her, I went and had a whole fight for the planet with them just to show how independent I am! She grounded me for six weeks.
He said: "Should we switch jobs first?"
She: Punched him for prophylaxis
He: Skipped across the flowers.
[Tifa] defeated her enemies (and most of her friends in the crossfire). The End.
Vaan... are you okay?
She thought: "We'll just have to wait and see, but I don't think he stands a chance facing me."
He thought: For all their fashion flaws, these geomancer pants sure are comfy.
She said: "Time to get to work!"
He said: Do you happen to have an airship
She: Attacked, while his guard was down.
He: Backed away slowly.
Eventually they realized their true feelings for each other and confessed at the very end, right when a grave threat was posed to destroy them. By some miracle they survived with their hair completely fabulous.
Tifa seems pretty dedicated to taking him down. Tseng seems to be easily distracted. (And now we know why everyone is acting like Tifa.)
She thought: Why is it the guys in heavy make-up never seem to be trustworthy?
He thought: "I wonder where Princess Sara is?"
She said: My eyes are up here
He said: I will one day rule all of this cheese tower!
She: Laughed maniacally, "O-hohohohohoho!"
He: Decided to give it all up and dedicate his time and energy to chocobo breeding instead.
They ended up winning the underground tag team street fighting tournament they'd somehow got involved in.
I guess Noct decided his cheese tower dream was a bit silly after Aeris laughed so maniacally at it...?
THIEF: 30 points
kuro_pantsu: 20 points
lady_nova: 10 points
WARRIOR: 30 points
breyzyyin (Breyzy): 30 points
WHITE MAGE: 60 points
breyzyyin (Yin): 30 points
mako_lies: 30 points
NEUTRAL → THIEF*: 30 points
chacusha: 20 points
lightofeilia: 10 points
* Points have been donated to the current last place team.