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chacusha ([personal profile] chacusha) wrote in [community profile] ultima_arena2014-06-30 01:52 am
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7.12: He Said She Said Game

Here's the results of the first round. Stories by [personal profile] chacusha, Breyzy, [personal profile] lightofeilia, Yin, and [personal profile] mako_lies!


STORY 1

Sephiroth
Sara Altney from FFIII
He thought: Damn, that's a fine piece of ass
She thought: "How did I get stuck here with a little kid?"
He said: "Are we sure that this moogle is healthy?"
She said: Someone like you could never understand my pain.
He tried to steal a treasure.
She: Forced them to kiss and make up.
They got hopelessly lost, but had an adventure.

I... I don't know what's going on.


STORY 2

Vaan
Yuna
He thought: "Should be fun!"
She thought: In what universe did I think this is a good plan?
He said: You--you ruined my hair! I'll make you pay!
She said: "...In which story?"
He: Adopted a pet Cactuar
She: Sighed and took the lead.
Meteor crashed in Midgar and the world ended.

The story of Vaan and Yuna adopting a cactuar shortly before the world ends.


STORY 3

Cloud
Maria from FFII
He thought: That mountain isn't going to move itself...
She thought: I can't believe I overslept on my first day of school! I'm gonna be late!
He said: "Hey! I'm the leading man!"
She said: Come back!
He: Struck a silly pose in response to break the ice.
She: Flew away, to go find better friends.
Team Rocket went blasting off agaaaaain

I guess Cloud and Maria are both trying to be the protagonist.


STORY 4

Sora from KH
Celes
He thought: My arch-nemesis! So we meet again!
She thought: "I bet I'll have to take care of this guy too."
He said: Go away.
She said: "I suppose I can agree to that."
He: Dug up the dead body.
She "tripped" and fell into his arms.
[He] crashed his airship into her castle.

OMGWAT. So much tension. And Sora -- what??


STORY 5

Sazh
Selphie
He thought: "Let's see if I can be a sky pirate!"
She thought: Damn, his butt looks cuter than mine!
He said: "We should find our friends!"
She said: "OGLOPS! OGLOPS ON YOU, OGLOPS ON YOUR FAMILY."
He shed a single manly tear.
She had to cast Cure.
The world breaks down into dubstep! WUB WUB WUB

Sazh would make a pretty good sky pirate, though. Selphie sounds pretty in-character?



Ready for the next round? Put this as a reply to the thread below. I'm going to see if this game works with the genders being not predetermined i.e. "They Said They Said":


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